My Disc Collection

Mark Wahlberg as John Bennett
Seth MacFarlane as Ted
Amanda Seyfried as Samantha Jackson
Jessica Barth as Tami-Lynn McCafferty
Giovanni Ribisi as Donny
Morgan Freeman as Patrick Meighan
John Slattery as Shep Wild
Patrick Warburton as Guy
Michael Dorn as Rick
Bill Smitrovich as Frank
Cocoa Brown as Joy
John Carroll Lynch as Tom Jessup
Ron Canada as Judge Matheson
Jessica Szohr as Allison
Jay Patterson as Karl Jackson
Sam J. Jones as himself
Sebastian Arcelus as Dr. Ed Danzer
Tom Brady as himself
Dennis Haysbert as Fertility doctor
Taran Killam as himself
Jimmy Fallon as himself
Jimmy Kimmel as himself
Jay Leno as himself
Bill Maher as himself
Kate McKinnon as herself
Bobby Moynihan as himself
David Hasselhoff as himself
Liam Neeson as Customer
Lenny Clarke as Cop
Patrick Stewart as Himself (Narrator)
Ralph Garman as Stormtrooper
Jack Knight as Todd Kidder